DON'T PANIC! THINGS ARE STARTING TO LOOK A BIT... DIFFERENT, BUT REALITY IS NOT BENDING AROUND YOU AS WE SPEAK!
WELL, AT LEAST NOT IN ANY NOTICEABLE FASHION...?

I'M IN THE PROCESS OF UPDATING MY SITE! DON'T BE SURPRISED TO SEE THINGS CHANGE AS YOU BROWSE, OR TO RETURN TO A SITE THAT LOOKS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

NOW THAT WE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY,
PLEASE PROCEED!